Please Squeeze Me Oh Yeah Like I Squeeze You

All these years I've stayed away from corsets, Spanx, all that stuff. I was 12 when I started wearing stockings and with stocking came corsets whether you liked it or not. They called them panty girdles back then and for all their similarity to chastity belts they were still better than those tight bands of elastic with garters dangling off them.Still, adamant as I am about never wearing a corset I have to acknowledge the jaunty appeal of this emails that arrived in my inbox last night:“Hello! We are professional corset supplier in China. Majored in exploring corset, make lingerie, bra, and corset by your requirement, best price, low MOQ, do OEM! Supply corset with 5-20% discount, assure you the best price, best quality, welcome to place sample order to check quality. Welcome to place sample order to check quality!”I haven’t gone to their website - I have that old late-'90's fear that my computer will explode into fever blossoms and fall down dead - but I think maybe I will find some way to reach out because they seem like such a competent bunch. They majored in exploring corsets and how impressive is that? I majored in overeating and all-nighters. I think I have a lot to learn.So sure call me crazy but I'd still rather keep going to Weight Watchers than wear one of these pubis-to-sternum squeezers. It's true that it's all about the bra after age 25. but you could never, ever EVER get me into one.

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