Politics!

 So Sarah did OK. She smiled her face off. Sometimes it's all you can do. Never let ‘em see ya cry, I say.

Now should Joe Biden have the skin on his head yanked up so he can see again? Or DID he have all that head-skin yanked and that’s why his eyes have a slightly Asian caste? And how about them chompers?

I had forgotten he lost his wife and child in a car accident in the 70s but that second wife sure is nuts about him. Everyone should have someone who looks them in just that proud way. Unconditional positive regard, that’s what the shrinks call it. That’s what Jesus was handin’ out. We all need it who doesn't? And so what if he had some work done ? You make huge mistakes in your life, you lose people you love, then you wake up one day and notice you’re still here. Might as WELL get a hairpiece if that’s what it takes to put a bounce in your step. Strap on that colostomy bag and keep on dancin’!

I haven’t been able to write in a while. The inside of one ear got sealed up with dead skin and ear wax so I went deaf. Then the dentist opened my head like I was one of those Russian dolls. Last April my tongue turned black on account of Listerine's Teeth Whitening Mouth Wash which caused most of the flora in my mouth to die and the fungus to flourish – they were mushrooms basically -  and though THAT felt pretty bad, all this last week felt worse. Also I wet my pants twice but not in a urine-involving way.

Stories too disgusting for a blog I know; I put 'em in my column instead - (BIG smile! -  so WATCH THIS SPACE ON SUNDAY just before I leave for Italy. I’ll put it up above here where it says "This Week’s Column." Meantime you can read about my favorite four-year-old there.

That’s it for now. I sent money to my favorite campaign again. Still waitin’ on the buttons they said they’d send back. Gonna put a couple on our cats, the real ambassadors of our neighborhood but I’ll still have a lot left. Give me a shout if you want one, yo. Meantime, let's remember our manners and let cool heads prevail :-)