Thank For You See This Introduce!

So here's the cutest email I’ve had in a while:“Dear Sir/Madam: Thank for you see this introduce! Our factory named Runyuan Electric Equipment HuZhou factory is in China and specializing in the manufacture and our company export power juicer and blender of our factory."On one level you feel like 'Where’s my red pen?'  right? But then on the other level it just seems so sweet. And it goes on:For more than ten years, our factory has completed R&D and production for international famous brands and becoming excellent cooperative partner of global household electric appliance manufacturers.” Ok kind of a run-on sentence but still it just ... well it speaks to me in a big way. I want to know this guy. My whole married life I have wanted an excellent cooperative partner!Then there's this: "Our product description i will show you attach to annex, please see it," which is like the best part of all because hey this is a business letter; its language is SUPPOSED to obfuscate! - and when I actually clicked on the link I felt my love double in size: “Fashion and Delicacy as well as focus on life creation is our designing ideology,” it says and if that isn't me all over!I mean, Fashion? You should see me in my long sleeved tee cleverly slit up the sides for extra 'breathing room'! (See below)Life creation? HOW many babies did I have? A lot, right? Delicacy? Even my cats say it: I'm really delicate! So delicate I could've been a geisha girl AND a diplomat!The guy even gives his personal email address here and I swear if this newspaper business I'm involved with hemorrhages much more I am going to China myself and join the copy-writing team at good old Runyuan Electric Equipment HuZhou factory, I mean it.For starters though let me sit down here and order me a juicer. Could be I need to focus just a TINY bit more on the old fruits and veggies anyway because I mean how many more times can I let out my clothes? breathing room for the muffin-top