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“Because once you depart from this one-way road of life, there is just no getting back on.”
Bikini Bottoms and More
Thoughts you have when you’re NOT running at 100 miles an hour:
- Young women still love those super-high heels with the straps.
- Also camisoles.
- Bikini bottoms are just these little triangles, like the little flags kids used to have on the tails of their kites.
- A white guy in dreadlocks I don’t know. And here’s his kid in dreadlocks too. Will the kid get beat up? Mocked? Have his hair yanked by big mean boys? You worry.
- Hotel pools that let you eat and drink right by the water are awesome.
- The happiest-looking people around such pools are the ones who’ve sneaked away from the conference for an hour.
- You can tell them by their suit jackets, thrown over the back of their chairs.
- Salespeople are always pitching, they can’t help, it and male salespeople especially. By a hotel pool with surrounded by young women in small triangles of fabric what would you expect?
- The strawberry piňa colada is a beautiful thing.
- A shrimp salad would be beautiful too if only you could figure out how to eat it from a lying down position.
- The state of Florida: what a great invention, now truly - and why not let your whole family have dreadlocks, right down to the family dog if that's what you want.