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You're Done All Right

People are so dumb. I was at the UPS shipping center and I wasn’t sure but I thought the young guy behind the counter had sort of snorted when he saw the address label on my package. He had!  "I hate that outfit," he said. "I’d never do business with Amazin’." "With who?"  said I. "With Amazin’ who you’re sending to here. I’d never buy nothin’ from them.""But I’m not buying from them; they’re buying from me. This is a book I wrote that somebody ordered."  "Then Amazin' should pay for the shipping!" "But it doesn’t work that way. The customer pays AND I pay; and they make me send it by UPS!""So, but it’s costing you $17 to send this thing and that’s the cheapest slowest rate! What are you selling it for?""Nine bucks."So see? Dumb and dumber. It’s like an epidemic! ;-)

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