A Guest at the Wedding

If you’re going to the royal wedding even in your mind. it’s not enough to make the appropriate gestures. I tried the royal wave but it just looked like I was hailing a cab.Also you can’t just smile your same goofy smile  like some camp counselor so I got that wrong too, see?What you have to do really  is sit up straight,suck in your stomach,then sit up even straighter.  Really though?  Really it’s all about the hat.:-)