Contagion!

I was sick for two weeks before it occurred to me to seek

treatment.The coughing was unbelievable. It got so I didn't have a friend in the whole six-state area.Plus, it hurt.The day I coughed my lungs up I finally knew I needed to be seen.I went in to Urgent Care and the first thing they did was slap this mask on me.I look like some sad sort of 'Adopt Me!' Dog don't I though? And the mask doesn't go at all with my whimsical ivory boa.I thought this was bad.Until...Until...Until ...to take a chest X-ray they gave me a different mask and made me wear this:A johnny! (And it wasn't even this year's model)!