This is how I feel lately.
I have a giant boy living here who can sit down in front of a bird like this and have most of it gone in 30minutes.
I also have a man excellent at batting cleanup.
I'm the cat in the picture, always on a diet, always scowling sourly away at what others are feasting on.
Maybe I'll just stab it with one bacteria -laden claw and hope they both fall sick.
