Lessons for the Day

Yesterday was a good day for lessons. It was still just the beginning of the week yet I learned:+ That a dog will definitely smile at you if you wave to it in the back of its master’s car.+ That a baby will cry if you set a jug of cold milk beside it in the shopping cart.+ That you can’t fool a dental hygienist. She’s only asking if you flossed to see how big a liar you are.+ That “smh” means “shake my head.” People born after 1990 all know this.+ That it’s best not to use common language in front of poetic souls; it pains them to hear coarse pedestrian terms.+ That if you’re asked to read the lead in a Shakespearian play in front of 30  Shakespeare enthusiasts you should probably at least look the thing over first.+ That underlining your part might not be a bad idea either and that missing your cues won’t win you any friends any more than asleep while waiting for your next line will - even IF you end up cutting your forehead on your Complete Works.+ That if you think it’s normal to get up at 5, do an hour of hellish home cardio, foodshop, visit the sick, get tutored in the use of the Wave machine, then get yourself to appointments at noon, 2:30, 4:00 and 7:30, well, you will get what you  deserve for being an insane overfunctioner - especially if the 7:30 appointment involves sitting up very straight breathing from the diaphragm, and clearly enunciating Elizabethan verse until 11:30 at night.Welcome to my world. If you have time for a glute-y video here’s me on the Wave Machine now. :-)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mzL8Ev6UBM