I'll Show You Dry

I knew I wasn’t going to be the only person to think of recording the way your hands look under the all powerful Xlerator hand drier. It’s so strong (and loud) I’ve seen it make small children jump three feet in the air. It blows your skin around and flattens your veins; that’s what you see. But it feels like you’re getting... I don’t know,  ironed - like maybe even your bones are getting ironed and will dissolve any second and leak out of the bottoms of your feet in a thin but calcium-rich broth.What I wonder is why does it make your veins change color? My hands and arms were perfectly normal-looking when I stuck them under the XLerator at my local Dunkin Donuts. Then, 30 seconds later, they looked like the arms of a heroin addict, and my veins were the color of an eggplant.For those of you who have yet to encounter this powerful saver of paper towels, the first video, made by a normal person, shows what it does to your hands. Keep scrolling down though to see the one that shows how your face looks under the thing. No doubt we humans are a frisky bunch! I bet God loves that about us.[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV67pdRrHRE&feature=related][youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXuityWpAAg&feature=related]