Insomnia Alley

Can’t sleep. Leftover fireworks and headlights from street sweeping through bedroom. Mate out cold, lucky dog. Sheets ropey and damp. Toss. Turn. Get up 2am, pour  lemonade, drag pillow and fan to different room and turn on tube. Hotter than hell. Try hanging upside down off the couch.Notes from the night:

1. People’s teeth look really great when they’re up at the tops of their faces.
2. Look into these ads with smiling girls in low-cut dresses who want me to call them. Yet they don’t SEEM lonely. Easy work-from-home job with mother’s hours?
3. Consciousness can be lost in any position, even while hanging like a bat: significant gaps in “House” episode as a result.
4. “House” will never ever go off air. Day or night, flood or famine you can always catch an episode. That Hugh Laurie is good all right; you’d never know he was really a British comic. HEY, let's all watch this video!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJW_yTbYGoI&feature=channel]Ha ha, right? Well, it’s MORNING NOW. Woke 4am, drank 3 cups coffee to assist cogitation. Why did I wake holding me cell phone? Amnesia ? Small stroke? Make mental note check next month’s phone bill. (But oh isn't Hugh a cutie?)