An Offer You Can't Refuse

I just  got one of those emails, this one claiming to have  come from my own little author site.  “Beautiful Russian women waiting to meet you!" it says.  What I like even better is its subject line:  “I CAN DO FOR YOU IS WHAT NOT NO GIRL” it promises, presumably in an effort at sounding adorably new to English.How sweetly naïve this Eastern promise is! Especially when you remember that we’re all uniform construction sets, our little bodies assembled according to just one design. Hence, people have pretty much figured out how to put the Tinker Toy parts of themselves together in just about every way they can be put together.So I ask myself: what exactly is this saucy minx who speaks from my site going to do for you? There's one thing I know I can do for you 'what not no other girl can do' - what not no other girl will do either. Click below to see what that is:[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lE1mP0BmFE]

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