Bras Bras Bras

Bra-makers love me. I get all their ads.Today I got an email featuring the Va Bien Ultra-Lift Strapless Bra which my high school French says  either means Have a nice day or Go fuck yourself I’m not sure which. It has 'Ultra-lift cups featuring Three Magic Fingers molded between the layers of foam, a back reinforced by inner layers of strong powernet to support and keep the bra in place with top and bottom elastic that is treated with silicone and adds a gripping effect to make the bra extra secure.’Do you know what the Bra-llelujah is? Because I can tell you! Instead of just squeezing you around your ribcage and sternum it will squeeze you from the top of your underpants clear up to your armpits!I started at 12 with training bras which are little more than two little spans of jersey held together by straps. Then it was on to the Cross Your Heart bra (in the days when fashion said that breasts should look as pointy as nuclear warheads), the no-bra bra, the halter top bra, the bra that runs a few straps around your waist so that your whole back can be bare. You wouldn’t believe how many kinds of bras there are out there.Bras are serious business and women spend real money on them.  Last year I came across a lingerie store  so expensive it didn’t have a single bra for less than $125 – and for some reason they also sold sex toys right on the front counter. You can look here for a rundown of that visit. In the meantime …onward and upward!