Finders Keepers

People come and stay at our weekend place all the time. Last weekend 23 whole people stayed here and reports are the laundry was staggering. My middle girl Annie who hosted the weekend was here until 10 o'clock Sunday night doing load upon load of sheets and towels. Even so, when I drove up just now to get the jump on this weekend  I saw a few more things: Saw that one guest had gathered all my hair elastics into a nice bouquet. Saw that  n order to have a giant inferno on the little beach another guest had taken out a fire permit by pretending to BE the homeowner, leaving said permit posted on our fridge, edges charred for comic effect. And saw that two other guests had left their underwear. So if any of you folks out there are missing a pair of sexy black boxers and an even sexier Body by Victoria bra, both freshly laundered, then COME ON BY and stake your claim. ‘Til then, could be the lady of the house herself may be using ‘em to jazz up my look a little!