Pus-Colored No More!

I am sick to death of blondifying and straightening my hair. Who talked me  into a color like an infected cut anyway?  I have black hair; black and unruly with silver comin’ in and what’s wrong with that? My girl Carrie always says Let it go curly, let it go grey but do you know they say they can’t help you let your hair go grey and you just have to cut it all off and start again?The last time I cut my hair short was on the day I turned 28. We threw a party that night and the first guest to arrive took one look at me and said “Nice hair! You look like a toilet bowl brush.” (Never forgot it, the bastard.) So why not a return to my roots?  Hair the color God made it and doing whatever it feels like day to day?  And how ‘bout I lean over like this wherever I go  like in the picture. It fits my motto, I’ll say that: talk about 'look at it this way'!