From Toes to Bustline and Beyo-o-o-o-nd!

Pity us over 50s:  we have these little spider webs around our anklebones that make us look like bad gremlins have been gnawing on us.  I know this. I worked as a massage therapist for six years. I saw a lot of feet. I also know the cosmetics industry is poised to offer us makeup for all parts of our bodies which sounds GOOD TO ME. Look as good today as you’ll look in your casket! Makeup so richly hued you’ll be mistaken for a Hollywood star! So full-bodied even your 3-D moles won't show! So cleverly made that yes, even the Milky Way of your exploded blood vessels will be safely hidden from view!The heck with these youngsters who think they don’t need pantyhose. All winter they go about with bare legs and wonder why they’re cold. and they probably think they look prett-ee fine with the tanned legs in the summer but hey,:They don’t get the kind of tans WE used to get, no-siree Bob. Baby Oil I'm talkin', with Tincture of Iodine to give us that real Oven Stuffer Roaster look! Baby Oil, and a sheet of tinfoil to reflect those rays upward to the face and chest – which may be why we have now have these curtains of pleats running along our chests and upper lips.So hmmm come to think of it when will they give us aging Boomer women what we really need?  Hosiery for ALL the body-parts, starting at the hairline and going right clear down to the toes!

(at least we'll always have scarves!)