New and Hot (Lonely Smiley Girl)
Just got another email from my many friends in cyberspace, Natasha this time, shy pretty girl at internet café lonely smiley please to write me so we can meet.... (Oh Natasha! Where would I be without you and your spiritual sisters with your daily offer of love?)
Where would I be without the offer of commerce either come to think of it, because here’s what came two minutes later from one Mr. Alwin who is 'pleased to establish Long-term & Solid Trading relation with you, our factory has been dealing in producing all different kinds of Fashion Jewelry for many years, our Idiomatical, Multigrade & Charming Jewelry and Ornaments Series, as follows: very New & Hot Fashion Necklace, Elegant Diamond Ring, Exquisite Workmanship Bracelet & Bangle, Beautiful Hair Ornaments, Brooch, Keychain, Extremely Pattern Earring....'
Well who doesn't love an idiom? Three strikes and you're out! Deaf as a haddock! Shove it! Bite me! And I’ve been a fan of extremely pattern all my life as haven’t we all am I right. Like when you throw up after eating too much of your pizza–with-the-works. I just look at that throw-up and think Watch out Jackson Pollock! Plus Alwin is inviting me over, see? 'Besides we make sure the Excellent Quality, the Reasonable Price and the First Class after-Sale Service, if necessary, welcome to our factory and have coffee in our office, so that you are very satisfied to accept our items. If necessary, I will choose our jewelry attached price list and send you then, you will confirm whether we can cooperate with you then, thanks! Wish our Enjoyable & Successful Cooperation! Very looking forward to your prompt reply!!
Hey I'm answering the guy right now because you know I LOVE bangles. I LOVE idiomatical, multigrade and charming jewelry and ornaments series! And come to think of it I'M a pretty, lonely girl here skippin' church here and going on the Internets! Please to write me so I can hand you off to my boss who will steal your identity and clobber you with spam until you die!:-)
